Celebrate #Shakespeare400, Ye Bawdy Flap-Mouthed Wagtails

Today—this 400th anniversary of William Shakespeare’s death (his 400th deathday, as some dictionaries would have it, or #Shakespeare400 according to Twitter users)—seems a fitting time to call you all out, gentle readers, as the vicious moles of nature, the roguish hedge-born pumpions, the vain onion-eyed pignuts you are.

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Huzzah for the gleeking, clouted, crook-pated, foot-licking Bard!

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